suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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