Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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