ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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