Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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