Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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