i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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