the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Semen is not good for contacts.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Randomize
