They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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