what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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