I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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