No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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