Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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