ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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