I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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