You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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