So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she told me i tasted like america
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My life is pants optional.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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