I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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