Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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