Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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