don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
this will be a night to untag.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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