I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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