I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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