It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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