It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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