at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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