I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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