its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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