i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
