You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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