weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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