it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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