i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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