My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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