Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
