I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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