I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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