She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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