Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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