fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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