so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
whose parrot is this?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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