Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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