she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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