Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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