sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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