that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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