How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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