Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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