Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just found a bag of teeth...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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