I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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