All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Alive.
So much puke
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
