Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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