Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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