Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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