Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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