Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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