I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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